The Great Wall of Washington: NBA Mock Draft v. 1.0
Basketball Betting Lines
05/20/2010 -
Philadelphia, PA (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - The NBA Draft Lottery would be a lot of fun
if it wasn't so much work.
It's like the NBA's version of a cotillion. Everyone gets dressed in their
Sunday best for a catered affair at the NBA Entertainment Studios in Secaucus,
NJ.
The only disappointment to me was that the catering crew in no way resembled
the cast of Starz' brilliant show, Party Down. If the NBA is looking for a way
to improve things for next year, an Adam Scott or Lizy Caplan cameo might put
the event over the top.
That said, it's a great place for scribes like yours truly to get some face
time with the various NBA big-wigs in attendance. One minute you might be
saying hello to the commish himself, David Stern, and the next Larry Legend
comes walking by.
A number of teams in the lottery also bring current players. This year I got a
few minutes with Indiana All-Star Danny Granger as well as a rising young
talent in Sixers point guard Jrue Holiday.
But, the NBA Draft Lottery also means something else -- the annual exercise of
futility that is known as the mock draft.
I was far too busy in Secaucus on Tuesday cozying up to the amazing spread to
give the actual draft much thought, but a thrilling Wednesday night watching
SAO Little League baseball gave me plenty of time to map things out.
Each draft has tiers, and this one is no different. Kentucky point guard John
Wall and Ohio State swingman Evan Turner are the head and shoulders of this
year's class.
The second grouping consists of three solid prospects, forwards Derrick Favors
of Georgia Tech and Wesley Johnson of Syracuse, along with Kentucky center
DeMarcus Cousins.
Wall and Turner figure as no-brainers to go one-two, and then the fun starts as
New Jersey and new owner Mikhail Prokhorov make the first real decision at No.
3.
So here we go -- The Sportsbook Betting Lines's 2010 NBA Mock Draft, version 1.0:
1. - Washington Wizards - John Wall (Kentucky), Point Guard - Wall combines
rare speed with the ball, along with the size and athleticism to be an elite
player very early in his career. He needs to improve his jumper but could be a
more-skilled Rajon Rondo.
Think: Rondo.
2. - Philadelphia 76ers - Evan Turner (Ohio State), Combo Guard - The
Sixers jumped up from six to No. 2 in the lottery and lucked out with a
virtually mistake-proof pick. Turner, the college player of the year, has a
tremendous feel for the game and is an extremely efficient offensive player. He
should team with Holiday to give the Sixers a top-tier backcourt for the next
decade. I could see Ed Stefanski trading out for Cousins but let's assume soon-
to-be new coach Doug Collins talks the embattled Sixers' basketball chief off
the ledge.
Think: Brandon Roy
3. - New Jersey Nets - Derrick Favors (Georgia Tech), Power Forward - The Nets
will have the first real decision in the draft. I think Cousins is the third-
best player and has a bigger upside than either Favors or Johnson but New
Jersey already has an All-Star type center in Brook Lopez so look for them to
go with Favors, a prototypical four in the mold of Kenyon Martin.
Think: Martin
4. - Minnesota Timberwolves - DeMarcus Cousins (Kentucky), Center - The Wolves'
annual hard luck in the lottery continued, as the team fell from the second
spot to No. 4 and will have to make a decision between Cousins and Johnson.
Both positions are needs, but it's always harder to find the competent big man
and that is Cousins.
Think: Shawn Kemp
5. - Sacramento Kings - Wesley Johnson (Syracuse), Small Forward - Last year
Sacramento fell from No. 1 to four in the lottery and managed to snare Rookie
of the Year Tyreke Evans. This year, they fell from three to five and will
settle for Johnson, a silky-smooth small forward with a big wingspan and a
nice jumper.
Think: Alex English
6. - Golden State Warriors - Al-Farouq Aminu (Wake Forest), Combo Forward -
Since there is a significant drop after the top five players, Golden State was
the biggest loser in the lottery, falling from four to six. Aminu has elite
physical tools and a nice upside but he's raw and needs to add strength.
Think: Marvin Williams
7. - Detroit Pistons - Cole Aldrich (Kansas), Center - Since Ben Wallace and
Kwame Brown were the big men in the Motor City last year, you have to think
Joe Dumars goes with Aldrich, a legitimate center with top-tier rebounding and
defensive skills. He is limited offensively, however.
Think: Joel Przybilla.
8. - Los Angeles Clippers - Patrick Patterson (Kentucky), Power Forward - The
next grouping of players features more than a few power forwards and centers.
Since the Clippers have Chris Kaman in the pivot and will have Blake Griffin
coming back next year at the four, Patterson seems like a good choice. The
Kentucky junior has the ability to move between the three and four, meaning he
can play with Griffin and provide insurance at the same time.
Think: Antonio Davis
9. - Utah Jazz - Greg Monroe (Georgetown), Power Forward/Center - The rich get
richer, as Utah uses the New York Knicks' pick to select the Hoyas big man as
insurance for the injured Mehmet Okur and free agent power forward Carlos
Boozer. The 6-foot-10 Monroe is a lefty with the skills of a much smaller
player.
Think: Lamar Odom
10. - Indiana Pacers - Ed Davis (North Carolina), Power Forward - Granger
represented the Pacers at the lottery and bowed his head in disgust when the
team stayed at No. 10. Getting Granger a long, athletic running mate that can
rebound like Davis might make up for some of that disappointment.
Think: Dale Davis
11. - New Orleans Hornets - Ekpe Udoh (Baylor), Power Forward - Udoh has the
wingspan of a 7-foot-4 player and should develop into an elite shot-blocker
early in his career as well as an exceptional offensive rebounder, two
attributes the Hornets desperately need.
Think: Theo Ratliff
12. - Memphis Grizzlies - Donatas Motiejunas (Benetton Treviso), Power
Forward/Center - The top international player in this year's draft, Motiejunas
is your typical European finesse big man with outstanding offensive skills
facing the basket. He should be able to complement Marc Gasol on Beale Street
rather early in his career.
Think: Mehmet Okur
13. - Toronto Raptors - Daniel Orton (Kentucky), Power Forward - The Raptors
figure to lose Chris Bosh in the offseason so they will need a big man and
Orton has a significant upside. He's already got the NBA body and has
impressive length but his offensive game needs a lot of work despite a very
soft touch that is rare among young bigs today.
Think: Marreese Speights
14. - Houston Rockets - Hassan Whiteside (Marshall), Center - Houston has the
final lottery pick and takes some insurance for the oft-injured Yao Ming.
Whiteside is coming out after his freshman season so he needs some seasoning
but will be an imposing physical presence once he grows into his body.
Think: Kwame Brown
15. - Milwaukee Bucks - Xavier Henry (Kansas), Shooting Guard - The Bucks
added an impressive quarterback last year in Brandon Jennings and now get his
running mate to replace the injured Michael Redd and free agent-to-be John
Salmons. Henry, the Kansas freshman, is a physical specimen and is tailor-made
for the NBA game.
Think: Dahntay Jones
16. - Minnesota Timberwolves - James Anderson (Oklahoma State), Shooting Guard
- Anderson is slight but tough and could be the best shooter in this year's
draft, making him a nice complement to Jonny Flynn in the Twin Cities.
Think: Stephen Curry
17. - Chicago Bulls - Damion James (Texas), Small Forward - The Bulls want to
win now and may make the big push for LeBron James. I see them going the "best
available" route and that might be James, the rare senior that figures as a
first-round pick. James excels in transition and is an exceptional rebounder
for his size.
Think: Derek Smith
18. - Miami Heat - Gordon Hayward (Butler), Small Forward - Dwyane Wade is the
first order of business in South Beach. If Miami gets its superstar back, they
could use a weak-side shooter like Hayward to take advantage of the double-
teams Wade often gets.
Think: Mike Dunleavy Jr.
19. - Boston Celtics - Avery Bradley (Texas), Shooting Guard - This is a
pretty high pick for a team making a serious run at the NBA title. Since Ray
Allen will likely move on in the offseason, the C's can take a flyer on
Bradley, an undersized freshman that is a pure shooter and scorer.
Think: Jeff Hornacek
20. - San Antonio Spurs - Eric Bledsoe (Kentucky), Combo Guard - The tread is
wearing thin on both Manu Ginobili and Tony Parker. George Hill could be a
difference-maker down the line but the Spurs could use another active body in
the backcourt and Bledsoe, while not quite ready, can play both positions and
has a solid upside.
Think: Rafer Alston
21. - Oklahoma City Thunder - Larry Sanders (VCU), Power Forward - The Thunder
are very skilled on the wings and in the backcourt so they will be looking for
another big body. Sanders has the length to be a help on the defensive end and
the boards.
Think: Marcus Camby
22. - Portland Trail Blazers - Stanley Robinson (UConn), Combo Forward -
Robinson is the type of athlete that will fit right in to what the Blazers are
trying to accomplish. He can run the floor and finish, but lacks a top-tier
jumper.
Think: Shawn Marion
23. - Minnesota Timberwolves - Paul George (Fresno State), Combo Forward -
George is a rangy guy that can handle the ball very well for a wing player
and run the floor. Anybody who can put the ball in the basket should be
considered by the Wolves.
Think: Trevor Ariza
24. - Atlanta Hawks - Gani Lawal (Georgia Tech), Power Forward - Lawal, a big
guy with great length that can play minutes at both center and power forward,
stays in Dixie.
Think: Joakim Noah
25. - Memphis Grizzlies - Luke Babbitt (Nevada), Strong Forward - Babbitt is
not going to be a star at the NBA level but his energy level will be a great
fit for a young team like Memphis.
Think: A more-skilled Louis Amundson.
26. - Oklahoma City Thunder - Armon Johnson (Nevada), Point Guard - Johnson
has good size for a point guard and is a lefty, which tends to create problems
for opposing defenses. Should be a nice 10-15 minute guy to give Russell
Westbrook a blow.
Think: A bigger Damon Stoudamire
27. - New Jersey Nets - Lance Stephenson (Cincinnati), Shooting Guard - A
tough, athletic freshman with an NBA-ready body. His power and quickness could
cause a lot of trouble on the blocks in a few years.
Think: Aaron McKie
28. - Memphis Grizzlies - Solomon Alabi (Florida State), Center - The
Grizzlies probably don't want to pay three No. 1 picks so they will likely
move at some point but if they stick why not take the raw Nigerian big man
with a defensive upside?
Think: Dikembe Mutombo
29. - Orlando Magic - Devin Ebanks (West Virginia), Small Forward - Normally, I
would expect the Magic to take a European player and leave him overseas but a
poor performance against Boston means they will take a talent. Ebanks is an
active wing player that can get after people defensively and has a nice touch
around the basket.
Think: Tony Allen
30. - Washington Wizards - Dominique Jones (South Florida), Shooting Guard -
The Wizards finish the first round by getting Wall a running mate in Jones. a
powerfully-built combo guard with a nice offensive game.
Think: Vinnie Johnson
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